I thought a mute mashed potato, silent seasoning so-and-so said something!?
*ahem*
Dear Karen,
You need more than salt & pepper.
And you don’t want this smoke.
Straight Up.
-All of us with these seasoned hands
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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